**Why INDIA is in trouble?**
Population: 100 crore **
Out of that:-
9 crore retired**
30 crore in state Govt
17 crore in central Govt **
(Both Categories don't work) **
1 crore IT professional **
(don't work for **India** )
25 crore in school**
1 crore r under 5 years **
15 crore unemployed
1.2 crore you can find anytime in hospitals
Statistics says you find 79,99,998 people anytime in jail *
* The Balance **** two are YOU & Me.** *
YOU are busy ' checking Mails '..!!
&
* HOW CAN I HANDLE **INDIA**
alone??? **
Wednesday, November 21, 2007
Why India is in Trouble
Wednesday, October 31, 2007
For some people, missed calls have become the best means of communication. | |
This is the era of missed calls. “Sorry, wrong number” has been replaced by “I’ll give you a missed call on your cell phone”. People across India are giving each other millions of missed calls all the time. Earlier this month, mobile phone companies bemoaned that missed calls are hurting them, because missed calling uses their facilities but are entirely free. Operators do not get any revenue out of it. But why should mobile phone companies feel so persecuted by missed calls? Is a missed call not always followed by a real call which earns revenue, as the receiver of missed calls telephones back? This sounds logical, but innovation has overtaken logic. I know of two friends who use only missed calls to convey messages both ways. They use missed calls as a sort of Morse code – one missed call, a brief gap, followed by two missed calls is a code which denotes “can we have lunch together?” With the money they save through this unique mode of communication, the answer is always three quick missed calls, which means “Yes, of course.” or two missed calls which means: "Not today",. End of the day, I hate missed calls; I dont give Missed Calls to any. |
Thursday, October 4, 2007
Flying the King Air- with the Prince

This weekend we had been to our native on the northern part of Karnataka (Near Hubli), while coming back to Bangalore We thought of taking the flight and since our little one year old son was with us, the ultimate choice was King Fisher, B’coz it is the first flight for our Little prince, and we wanted to ensure that he is comfortable flying and I believed KF handles that very well, and KF did not disappoint me either. It was too good.
We reached airport at 2/00 pm. Hubli has a small airport (Newly opened), when we alighted from the Car a KF escort approached us with a trolly and helped us in getting our luggage scanned and both the Check-in counters were neat and clean and the Check in exec. welcomed us with a usual smile and handed our boarding cards, and asked us to wait for the Security check call, and also advised us to use the Baby Care centre if needed, for the kid.
The flight IT:2432 was at 3/00 pm and the Air craft from Mumbai arrived 10 mins. ahead of schedule, Boarding call was on time. A KF lady ground staff approached us at the waiting launge and offered assistance in handling our Little Prince for boarding.
The Aircraft was an ATR 70 seater, well maintened, clean and had noice -free propellers. The flying crew were smart and co-operative. One of them came to us soon after we settled in our seats to brief about the precautions with the kid, while take-off and landing, and gave an extra attachment for the Seat Belt and cotton buds, and also offered blanket.
The take-off and landing were as smooth as always on KF, (the little prince did not even feel that)
The food quantity and quality were good, neatly packed, and the hostess came up with an idea of offering the food to us one by one ( A unique yet, appreciable gesture), so first I finished my food and then while I took care of the Prince, my wifey dear was served. During the 1 hr 10 mins. flying time, the hostess came to us at least 4 times just to ensure that we were comfortable and the kid is enjoying the flight. (though we never called them).
We arrived in Bangalore right on time rather 5 mins. ahead at 4/10 pm, once again the trolly was brought to us by KF ground staff and they helped in collecting the baggage from the conveyor, these small things add to the feel good factor in favour of KF.
To sum it up :
Yes, it is a great experience that my son took first flight on the Red Bird , the King of Sky, and as usual King fisher brought us joy at the end of the jouney, with our little Prince smiling and winking at the hostess’ bidding good_bye while disemabarking.
Wednesday, July 25, 2007
Snehana Preetina, Film Review
Yesterday, I dared to watch a Kannada movie in PVR Cinemas in Bangalore, and we selected the recent release : Snehana Preetina:
Snehana Preetina, Love or Friendship ?

* Cast: Aditya, Darsan, Lakshmi Rai, Sindhu Tolani.
Director: Shahuraja Shinde
Music:Hari Krishna,
The story line revolves around two friends- Aditya, the only son of billionaire Raghunath Rao (Rangayana Raghu) and Surya (Darshan), a mechanic, child hood friends are inseparable despite Raghunath’s aversion towards the poor
Raghunath barely tolerates Surya but is incensed when he finds that his son has made the mistake of falling in love with a ‘slum girl’ Sindhu (Sindhu Tolani, a new comer I think). Raghunath’s friend Rajeev Kumar (Rajeev), is also in a similar situation. Daughter Lakshmi (Lakshmi Rai, a big name in Tamil Filmdom ), has fallen in love with Surya! Initially, both the billionaires try every trick that they can, to separate the lovers but to no avail. But they manage to create a rift between the friends on their engagement day by showing Surya and Sindhu in a negative light. It is left to Aditya’s uncle (Sadhu Kokila) to set things right and unite the friends with their lovers.
This Movie, Snehana Preetina, admittedly copies the Amir Khan-Ajay Devgan starrer Ishq, that was a big hit with the youth. The remake is not bad either, succeeding in tapping the target audience with eye-catching locales, pleasant music and passable humour.
Next comes Darshan, who makes it to the list, all because he has not been allowed to scream his lungs out. Aditya should learn to project a happy heart more often. His sour face takes the charm away from proceedings. Sadhu Kokila is OK with his limited footage. MMC ( Mukhya Mantri Chandru) and Doddanna don’t have much to do.
There are certain loopholes in the movie although negligible: In the climax Adi / Lakshmi's car meets with an accident near Cubbon Park and limping Adi reaches Airport by walk..!!
Over all a good movie which you can sit and watch with your family.
I can give *** ½ to this movie (out of five.)
Btw: I could not figure out much difference between Lakshmi Rai and Ashwini Rai in terms of appearance and innocence in the eyes. ( Neverthless, I may change my opinion when I personally meet Laksmi some times in future)
Friday, June 29, 2007
परीक्षा कि घड़ी

वह पथ क्या पथिक कुशलता क्या
जब पथ पर बिखरे शूल ना हो !
वह नाविक कि धैर्य परीक्षा क्या
जब धाराये प्रतिकूल ना हो !
कितने सही ढंग से कहा गया है।
अगर सब कुछ ठीक ठाक हो तो
कोई भी काम आसान होता है।
मगर जब दुर्भर परिस्थितियोमे भी जो
काम किया जाये वह श्लाघनिय योग्य
होता है।
हर दिन मनुष्य जीवन एक परीक्षा
से गुजरता है॥ वह सब जीत के आगे
बढ़ना ही मनुष्य का कर्तव्य है ।
Wednesday, June 27, 2007
Me and Mouth Shut: :
Yet, there are some MS members, as it is alleged in MS and writing on the wall and so much of mud slinging about the copying, the review contents from some other sites etc... and the war goes on between the writer and other members.. it is just sometimes funny being there.. and read their comments....
MS in itself is a good forum to express our views and opinions about anything and everything.. and we have the right of expression.
The name Mouth Shut suits and tells it all and sundry..
Tuesday, June 5, 2007
... Q Please ...

If there were no 'Que's in this world what would have been the scene.
Now a days, every where we see the Q... Whether it is for your Kids Nursery admission, a Rail ticket, a Plane ticket, for boarding the bus, train or whatever. Even for collecting Water also we need to stand in Q. For knowing the SB a/c or Current A/c or Bank credit card balance you will be put in Que over telephone.. and your waiting No. is... XXX, Some times it is irritating.. When the que gets longer and longer and no movement is observed.... Yet we have to compromise with the situation and continue to stand and wait.
Sunday, June 3, 2007
Ashwini Rai.. (Not less than Aishwarya Rai...!!!)

May God bless her in all her endevours...
Saturday, May 19, 2007
I was on a Business visit to Europe recently covering Germany, Belgium, the Netherlands, UK and Ireland. In between we had a Weekend which our European counterparts usually enjoy with their family and friends, and hesitate to accommodate/ entertain us, so, I decided to spend the weekend, (Saturday and Sunday) in Paris.
Friday, 27/4/07, I was in the Netherlands near the Luckgestel for a product demo and then retired at my Hotel room.
Next day 28/4, Saturday, early morning, at 5.35, I took a country side train which was like our Shatabdi exp. which took me to Antewerpen bordering Belgium, where within 7 mins I had to change to a connecting Train to Brussels, the capital city of Belgium.
I arrived in Brussels- Midi ( The central station of Brussels as it is called ) on time at 7/25am.
From here the real fun started: I had

My Thalys Train was at 8/42 am, I went to the Counter in the basement and collected the boarding Card and was guided to the Platform. The train is so attractive to look at with a dolphin shape nose. She (the train) has an in House Bar, Restaurant. And a Top speed of 340 Kms. Per hour. We covered a distance of 336 kms (210 miles) from Brussels to Paris Du-Nord (the Central part of the city) within 1 hr. 25 mins.
(The same distance of Bangalore to Chennai is covered by Shatabdi in 4 hr. 45 mins.)
The main advantage of this train to Paris is, It takes you to the Central Part of the City avoiding 2 extra hrs. from the International Airport to the City.
I went to the Hotel it was just near the Gare – Du Nord station, Hotel Paris De-Rocroy. (though I took a taxi which was very expensive at 12 euros, and that was the only time I used taxi in Paris.!!!)
Most of the Hotels in this central area follow a check in rule of either 1 pm or 12 noon, offcourse the luggage can be kept in the cloak room before check in or after check-out.
The hotel was good, carpeted, Clean, well maintained and furnished rooms, with heating arrangements, a shower closette, hair dryer, etc. (What extra I can expect for a 85 euro per day room!!!)
I started the sight seeing trip, and I asked guidance from the hotel receptionist, a french, She was very helpful, handed me a city map, which has Metro, Bus, RER routes, and the list of Sight seeing spots.
I took a brief walk for lunch at an Indian Restaurant, Bangalore Palace, the owner, is a Bangalore guy, who again guided me to the nearest metro station:
Paris has more than 22 sectors on the underground metro and so many stations, covering entire central city and outskirts/ suburbs. In addition they have city busses /Sight seeing specials which are much better than Volvos.
Metro ride from Grands Baulevards to Trocadero (The Eiffel station) was very nice and I was amused to see the Paris metro system, their punctuality, cleanliness. Every where we can see the sign posts to guide us to the correct platform / counters or the Exits.
Eiffel Tower :

Surprisingly, On the banks of the River Siene and down below the Iron Tower, there were some teens and young girls mostly French with “ Free Hugs” (a la- Jaadu ki Jhappi in Munna bhai MBBS!!!) placard in hands… wanting to hug all men around !!!! (Offcourse I did not try any..!!!)
This place is also called as a Lovers’ paradise,
We look anywhere and every where, on the lawns, on the Siene river bank, young couples locked in arms and more often lips locked for a long breathless kiss (I think that is called a French Kiss..!!!). We can observe the latest fashion in ladies attire here, or more so in the entire city of Paris.
As mentioned elsewhere, shopping, collection of Souvenirs in and around Eiffel is costly affair. Still we can find some Indian hawkers with the souvenirs in hands all around the tower and on the bank of Siene, who, if you happen to speak in Hindi, can offer at a bargained and comparatively less price, than the shops.
Then a brief stroll around the Palais de chaillot, and Arc de triompe etoile followed by Opera and some shopping in Galeries Lafayette Haussmann and the day came to and end.
Next day, Sunday, 29/04. I checked out the Hotel, after the complimentary breakfast in the Coffee shoppe, left the luggage in the Cloak Room. Studied the metro map, Took the metro from Gare-du-Nord for the best connection for Disney land, reached Disney land well within 1 hr. 20 mins., with one change of connecting metro (RER) at Gare-du Lyon station. It is very convenient mode of transport in Paris.
Disneyland-Paris is spread across into two parks, each park if enjoyed with family or friends can take one full day. I asked ticket for both the parks, The lady at the ticketing counter asked me when I wanted to go back from the park, I said I have 4 hours to spend here. She insisted to go for only one ticket… i.e. One park, adding that, I could n’t cover even one park in 4 hrs. Well, I settled for 1 park for 46 Euros.!!!.
The Adventure Island, Rides, collection of souvenirs, glass articles, imitation jewellary etc. are very nice, I can agree, yes, 4 hours are nothing there… and if you are alone you cannot really enjoy the Disney. (Or Paris I can add !!!.)
I had to take a flight from Paris to East Midlands in the UK, in the late evening.
Came back to hotel by the Metro again, collected my baggage ( Now some extraaas from Paris…!!!) took a walk to the Nord station, and the RER metro service to the Charles-de-Gaulle International Airport. (at 8.10 Euros. Not so expensive) It takes 40 mins. For this Fast Metro train to reach the Airport, which again is completely on the out skirts of the Paris City. This train stops at both the terminals 1 and 2. Then we can take the Airport’s internal transport tram service to reach our departure / arrival launges. CDG is one of the busiest and biggest Airports in Europe, connecting to almost all the major Business / Tourist destinations around the Globe.
We need to be careful with our belongings in the Metro, and Non EU visitors should always carry Passport during Sight Seeing also.
Onething for sure; During these two days in Paris, I did not feel like taking rest ; always wanted to be on the streets, to enjoy the beauty of the city.
This dazzling Paris has something unique, which attracts tourists to venture out again and again.
I left Paris with an appreciation of the sheer effort that goes into keeping life always beautiful. So beautiful that you don’t want to go home. You just want to be out on the streets. Like someone said, life is played out as a very public drama in Paris –
Gaze and be gazed at !
Comments and Feed back on this review are welcome;
_ Pramod Joshi, Bangalore.
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This review by me can be viewed online at : http://www.mouthshut.com/review/Paris-125137-1.html
Thursday, March 15, 2007
Indian Airlines needs a Re-look. ... (A second try)
I thought I need to give a re-look at it under the situation I have recently come across. Saturday, 10/3, early Morning I had to rush to Bhubaneswar from Bangalore on some urgent work. There is no direct flt. on this sector by any of the Premier airlines. (Either it is via Hyderabad or Chennai. ) I tried Indian then, who fly from Bangalore -Bhubaneswar with a brief stoppover at Chennai.
Well, the check-in, boarding was through and we were on time. ( I should agree Indian have got a previliged slot for take-off and landing and Parking etc. over other Private airlines) The Aircraft was an age old Boeing, and the aged and yet caring hostess’s were struggling to close the Over head cabin. Too much of Noise during the flight. Still the take offs and landings all the four were smooth. We landed in Bhubaneswar just 15 minutes behind STA.
On Sunday, 11/3, I booked my return ticket for the same day, by Indian again, since the direct flight was over booked, I opted for the connecting flt. via Mumbai. (I.e. Bhubaneswar-Mumbai- Bangalore) at much better fare than the direct. Flt. was scheduled for dep. at 2.15 pm and arrival in Mumbai at 4.15pm and the Mumbai Bangalore flt. was at 5.30 pm. I had a Through Check-in and collected both the boarding Passes. Bhubaneswar -Mumbai flt. was delayed due to the late arrival of aircraft. We took off at 3.20pm, and I was anticipating the missing of my connecting flt.
However, we landed in Mumbai at 5.35pm, as we were about to disembark ,an announcement was made, as " Passengers travelling to Bangalore are requested to contact the Ground staff immediately" I contacted a Lady Ground staff who told me the bangalore flt. IC 107 was waiting for me, and I need to rush to the aircraft immediately; I insisted about my checked in Baggage, then she asked me to identify, she took me to the otherside of the airplane where the baggages were about to be offloaded. It took at least 10 - 12 mins. for the baggages to be offloaded and I showed her my Through-check-in Baggage, by that time she might have contacted atleast 4 times with the other aircraft ground staff, and finally she gave up, saying Sir they are closing the doors.... I looked at the watch. it was 5.50 pm. ( a pretty 20 mins. delay). I said ok, let them go.. (For one passenger they need not wait for so long... there may be some other passengers in that flt. who may in turn miss their connecting flt. from Bangalore. )
Then she called a Gypsy Van, arranged for my ferrying to the arrival launge. (By this time all the passengers and busses have left) and asked me to contact the IA Duty manager on the 2nd Floor, (Departure launge -1A ) to be accomodated on the next flight.
I went to the Duty Manager, and before giving any narration, he said : Yes Mr. Joshi, Sorry for the inconvinience, your connecting flt. was delayed by 15 mins waiting for you, but we could not delay it further, and asked me whether I would be comfortable taking the next flt. IC-609 at 8/30 pm. I agreed. He was so polite and kind enough and requested me to go to Counter no-12 (Check-in) and collect the New Boarding Pass. Then he arranged to issue a Snack coupen to be used at the Refreshment counter, and they also offered the IA Lounge for relaxing till 7/30 or so. I was worried about my checked in baggage, he took care of that concern and instructed the cargo staff to load it on IC 609.
I thought missing a connecting flt.... and such a royal treatment ... They have become professionals and they handle so many such cases daily... They are really good in crisis management.
I think we should give IA a try and feel the difference....!!!!!
Thursday, February 15, 2007
The Cauvery Issue


Wednesday, February 14, 2007
Valentine's day Special
The anchor was asking the guest as to how he felt about the Valentines day, today.
The Guest replied: Valentines day is "Nirudyogi gala Divasa" or
"Berojgaaronka Din" .... i.e. day for the unemployed.
the debate continued thus:
How true... I felt... In a city like Bangalore where life is so fast and day is so hectic, most of the times we fail to meet the deadlines... yet....,
the Boy:
Standing in the bus-stand / park/ or some other place waiting for (his) girl... He thinks and believes so.!!!!!! ... SMS ing the whole day... offering red rose, some complimentaries etc. and grand treat in a posh / standard restura at his cost.
End of the day after the purse is empty he returns home ... keeps on thinking... whether she loves me loves me not.... and looking at the ceiling ... restless.. sleepless nite....!!!!!!!!!!!!
& the Girl:
not standing in the bus stand/park or whatever, making the boys to wait and not replying to the SMS.. rather forwarding the same SMS to some other boys...
Flirting with atleast 4-5 boys at the same time, receiving roses/ compliments / treat from all of them ... wondering and unable to decide whom to continue dating .. after the date with all of them is over... or to start again with a new guy...!!!! Goes to sleep... with full of dreams...
This is possible for the unemployed youth only ... who can afford to waste time and Papa's money.
Any comments.
Tuesday, February 13, 2007
The Bangalore Bundh... 12/02/2007, Monday..
However, Since my Ex-boss's Son (Vipul from Patna) was admitted in Mahavir Jain Hospital, for a food poisoning complaint.. he was operated upon for a appendices.. on Sunday 11/2. at 4.pm. We were all present there in the hopsital.
On Monday, 12/2, I tried to pierce through the Curfew (Sec.144) and drive past few policemen standing on vigil on Mysore road (I stay in Raj Rajeswari Nagar, on Mysore Road) to visit the Hospital and speak to the doctor about the medication etc.. I was stopped and sent back by the Rapid Action Force. I tried to explain them about the situation and medical emergency, they did not buzz either. I spoke to the attendent over telephone.. and advised him of the course of queries / clarification sought during doctor's visit. Now he is fine and recovering very fast..
However, Today morning i.e. on 13/2, tuesday, I could meet him on my way to office.
the King Fisher... Flying the Good Times
I wanted to add something...................... !!!!!!
(Though I have travelled on number of occasions on King Fisher Airlines during the past 1 and half years.)
I took a Flight IT 208 on 7/2/07 and IT 207 on 8/2/07, from Bangalore-Delhi-Bangalore respectively. I tried to observe the proceedings carefully (Not casually as I do usually) right from Bangalore airport check in to next day arrival in Bangalore.
Everything is fine, except for the delay of 10-15 mins. each way which is common and that too is not under KF control. (ATC or the runway congestion has to be blamed for that...). In Delhi airport right from taxi arrival area the KF staff take good care for screening of the baggages, check in. They have a facility now, of mobile check in (there are some check in staff wandering outside the check in area with mobile check-in Machines, for passengers flying with cabin baggage only...
From Delhi, My flt. was at 2050 hrs. I was stuck up in traffic jam near Cannaught place at 1930, I called the KF Customer Care no. for tele-check in, which was through within a minute.
Only thing I also have brought to the notice of their managament is the repeat programmes shown on the video. The programmes are recorded for 1-1/2 hrs. and the flight from Delhi - Bangalore is of good 2 hr. 40 min. Otherwise everything is fine.... "It is really Flying the good times."
Saturday, February 10, 2007
the JANPATH HOTEL experience
Unfortunately, I was put in Hotel Janpath, on Janpath road, NewDelhi...
The experience... in the hotel... I wanted to share..on my blog spot....
It is my mistake, I feel, after paying Rs. 6000/- + per night, we end up in staying in a room which is worst than any standard rooms available in Paharganj area, at Rs. 400 to 500 /-. or less than that.
NOT A JOKE.
The taps were leaking,
Bad Plumbing- Cistern is fixed in such a way that if you try to flush , your fingers will touch the WC

... Creeking bed, Noisy Fan (Fitted during british regime it seems.)
Dead telephone,
patchy painting on the doors, exposed electric wires everywhere. I was afraid to touch the switch of the Fridge.. it was making so much noise that I could not sleep. it was surrounded by so many live wires.When I tried to contact the lobby manager / Travel desk in the morning for a Taxi, nobody was available there. The reservation / information desk was unable to help me b'coz they were already arguing with some other occupant guests for leaking taps etc.....I dont wish to write anything about the food or any other services. I thought, after Congress ministry take over, the Service and look for this hotel might have got a face lift. But no, it still remains the same. Probably we wont recommond this hotel to any of our clients / foreign delegates / friends .